Very bad advice Sewing for fun and laughter

I was poking around in different parts of sewing read today and many sewing tips. Much has been as comments to messages. I am given by some of the advice to people very surprised. So I started to fool trying to overcome their advice. I decided that I like just feel fun today and are very ill-advised sewing for fun and laughter.

1. Question - Where - put the pins of no use?

Good question. I did a little in his mouth, which are always available. Or it can fall on the ground, easily in this way.

2. Question - Should - I drink wine before sewing?

Yes of course. The more the better. This way you learn to use your favorite morning seam ripper.

Question 3 - What is the color of the thread should - use?

I often try my nail polish to match, but others still prefer to use the black color.

Question 4 - How - fussy with my girls - girls to sew like them?

It is very demanding. Take everything and criticize everything you do. It will not bother you to sew more than learning.

Question 5 - What is to sew the danger?

It is much less dangerous than climbing or driving race cars. It depends on how these tips below.

6. Question - Should - I use my sewing Scissors for other tasks?

Yes! So it is less and less dangerous for the sewing shape. Winner!

7. Question - How - I mark a hem for me - yet?

String on a clothes line in the sewing room in a dark liquid covered. She lies on the floor, to wear the garment. slowly lower the clothes line where you want the hem. It actually has a clean line.

8. Question - What is the best advice a sewing needle to thread?

Ask someone younger to do it for you.

9. Question - What can I do - I do if I have a fashion - make mistakes?

Shouts, screams and throws it across the room. Just kidding, just throw.

10. Question - What is the best sewing machine to buy?

Why buy a whole? only borrow other people and see if they ask for it again.

11. Question - Will I receive a note in my project?

Yes, if you will. to be tense, you should have your sewing much more enjoyable.

12. Question - How often - Clean my sewing machine?

Nobody cleans a sewing machine, which is like cleaning a bathtub. Some items just can not get dirty.

13. Question - Should - I darn socks sacred?

If they are holy, you have to take them to church.

14. Question - What are stitch the cops?

They are your best friends in the world. Errors are identified and make you feel bad. Be sure to pay attention to it.

15. Question - What is the best way to sew to learn?

Of course, do not take a class or someone to teach. Just dive in and be like Frank Sinatra, do it your way.

16. Question - Is there such a thing as a stupid question - are there?

Probably, and certainly no wrong answers.

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